COACHELLA: MUSIC FESTIVAL OR LIBERAL BLOOD SACRIFICING?

It's that time of year again where rich snobs and the Hollywood elite come together for the California music festival Coachella. This poor California valley has to put up with rampant drug use, bad music, and sexual deviance for two weekends different weekends, so terrible musicians like Kendrick Lamar and Beyonce can perform.

We at the Freedom Sharer have always been weary of these festivals, where they publicly denounce our President and make light of our glorious war efforts. We began to question how do all these liberals afford to go to this festival every year? Why does California allow this massive sin orgy to continue to happen? I was sent as an undercover reporter to investigate. 

CAUTION: THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS NOT FOR THE LIGHTHEARTED. ALL PEOPLES UNDER THE AGE OF 18 SHOULD NOT CONTINUE. PLEASE HAVE A BIBLE AT HAND. 

What I found was disgusting. All of these dirty, scantily clad people are running around drinking alcohol and smoking weed. There are celebrities everywhere, most of whom are just there for the secret ritual at night. That's correct, all performers and the Hollywood elite get together in a secret meeting room at Coachella, for their secret liberal meanings. It seemed to be a very elaborate celebration, under a giant tent with a smoke machine, lots of lights, and free drinks. The drink were a secret punch no doubt in order to get everybody drugged up for the ritual. I attempted to get into the tent but was stopped by two big thugs in security gear. They said "badges only" which I assume is for some sort of liberal identification card. I couldn't get a great look inside, but I heard loud music and screaming. I asked a few local festival goers and they informed me that it was for "celebrities only". One concert goer was very bug eyed and informed me that he thinks the celebs are sacrificing festival goers to the Devil, in exchange for continued success and fame. 

We as a nation need to band together and let these Devil worshippers know that we are not alright with their actions. We must move quickly, before these liberals are able to further impact our society. Your children are more than likely at home right now, listening to the disgusting music these sinners make. President Trump, I call on you please to help our children by banning Coachella forever. If anyone has additional information please contact us here at the Freedom Sharer. Let us know what you think down in the comments.